What thaaaa... Proof that it's possible to love your pet TOO much.
Enjoy.
Besos,
CC.
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WTF Friday Video Of The Day: Cat Massage
What thaaaa... Proof that it's possible to love your pet TOO much.
Enjoy.
Besos,
CC.
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What thaaaa... Proof that it's possible to love your pet TOO much.
Enjoy.
Besos,
CC.
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WTF Friday Video Of The Day: Awkward Family Photos
Awkward Family Photos.Com is by far one of my favourite sites on the internet.
If you've never heard of it, it's basically a hilarious, awkward and WTF-type mix of family photos that people submit to the website. It's a brilliant way to kill 30 minutes at work (not that I condone that type of Tom Foolery... ;D).
Here's is a hilarious and awkward slideshow of some of the most ridiculous pregnancy photos you'll ever see. WTF were the photographers thinking?!?!?!
Enjoy.
Besos,
CC.
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If you've never heard of it, it's basically a hilarious, awkward and WTF-type mix of family photos that people submit to the website. It's a brilliant way to kill 30 minutes at work (not that I condone that type of Tom Foolery... ;D).
Here's is a hilarious and awkward slideshow of some of the most ridiculous pregnancy photos you'll ever see. WTF were the photographers thinking?!?!?!
Enjoy.
Besos,
CC.
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The :O!!! Moment Of The Month
If you're a dog owner, you know all about the ritual that comes with walking your pooch. When one dog passes another, there's the usual sniffing of the bum/private area that takes place. As we all know, it's a dog's way of saying 'what's up'.
This is the exact moment when the owners awkwardly try to pretend they don't see their beloved canine's nose shoved against another dog's bid-ness.
It was during one such occasion where a male chihuahua-type dog had his nose shoved deep between (my male dog) Malsow's legs.
Upon seeing this, the owner loudly stated to her dog, "Rex, stop acting like a big fat homo!"
;O !!!!
So what was I to do?
I quickly grabbed Maslow and took off.
Really? People like this still exist?!?!?!
Besos,
CC.
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Alberta: 5 Things I forgot about living here.
1) The cold air cough.
When you first walk outside, the air is so cold and dry that you cough. Sometimes, you even gag, and let me tell ya, nothing says 'Sexy' like a cold air gag. Nothing.
2) Plugging in your car in the winter.
Older cars need to be plugged in or you can forget about starting them successfully.
3) Winter = Static.
Static and static shocks. Even my dog has static. Poor booger.
4) Dry skin.
It's everywhere and it's taking over your body. Nothing beats a good dry skin itch.Wanna take it to the next level? Pull up your pant leg. Hellooooooo leg dandruff.
5) How friendly people are.
People smile and say hello. What's more (for the ladies), men actually approach you and try to strike up a conversation.
*Awkward Moment Alert*
I was sitting in a mall food court, waiting for my cousin. A man came up to me and started talking to me.
Dude: Are you waiting for my boyfriend.
Me: Pardon me?
Dude: Ummm... I said, are you waiting for your boyfriend?
Me: What are you getting at?
Dude: I just want to know if you're waiting for your boyfriend to come.
Me: I don't understand. Do you want something?
Dude: *Awkwardly* No. I just wanted to know if you have a boyfriend. I was trying to strike up a conversation with you.
Me: *Finally clues in* Ooooohhh!!! Ummm... I actually don't live here. I'm visiting. So.... I'm sorry. I'm just not used to guys approaching me like that.
Dude: Ok. Have a nice day. *Practically runs away from me*
I'm seriously losing my social skills. Vancouver, what have you done to me?!?!?!?!
Back to the snow, the awesome sunshine and the AMAZING HST-free shopping here in Alberta. :)
Besos,
CC.
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When you first walk outside, the air is so cold and dry that you cough. Sometimes, you even gag, and let me tell ya, nothing says 'Sexy' like a cold air gag. Nothing.
2) Plugging in your car in the winter.
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| Maslow can turn on the lights in a room, just by walking in. |
3) Winter = Static.
Static and static shocks. Even my dog has static. Poor booger.
4) Dry skin.
It's everywhere and it's taking over your body. Nothing beats a good dry skin itch.Wanna take it to the next level? Pull up your pant leg. Hellooooooo leg dandruff.
5) How friendly people are.
People smile and say hello. What's more (for the ladies), men actually approach you and try to strike up a conversation.
*Awkward Moment Alert*
I was sitting in a mall food court, waiting for my cousin. A man came up to me and started talking to me.
Dude: Are you waiting for my boyfriend.
Me: Pardon me?
Dude: Ummm... I said, are you waiting for your boyfriend?
Me: What are you getting at?
Dude: I just want to know if you're waiting for your boyfriend to come.
Me: I don't understand. Do you want something?
Dude: *Awkwardly* No. I just wanted to know if you have a boyfriend. I was trying to strike up a conversation with you.
Me: *Finally clues in* Ooooohhh!!! Ummm... I actually don't live here. I'm visiting. So.... I'm sorry. I'm just not used to guys approaching me like that.
Dude: Ok. Have a nice day. *Practically runs away from me*
I'm seriously losing my social skills. Vancouver, what have you done to me?!?!?!?!
Back to the snow, the awesome sunshine and the AMAZING HST-free shopping here in Alberta. :)
Besos,
CC.
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Just A Thought
If someone talking to you has one of the following:
* something in between their teeth
* something hanging out of their nose
* front zipper of pants/shorts/skirt is down
* toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe/boot/heel
TELL THEM.
Stop trying to NOT stare and just tell them dammit!!!!
Nothing stings more than the betrayal of arriving home after a long day out, only to realize that you have a nice little chunk of lettuce (from that salad you had, like, 6 hours ago) still wedged in between your front teeth.
Betrayal.
Besos,
CC.
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* something in between their teeth
* something hanging out of their nose
* front zipper of pants/shorts/skirt is down
* toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe/boot/heel
TELL THEM.
Stop trying to NOT stare and just tell them dammit!!!!
Nothing stings more than the betrayal of arriving home after a long day out, only to realize that you have a nice little chunk of lettuce (from that salad you had, like, 6 hours ago) still wedged in between your front teeth.
Betrayal.
Besos,
CC.
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A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!!
The man in the video you're about to watch went so far as to save his FIRST KISS for marriage.
This, my friends, is a recipe for an EAD = EXTREMELY AWKWARD DISASTER. Try not to cringe when you watch this.
Enjoy!
Besos,
CC.
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Cool, yet inappropriate songs.
You know what I'm talking about. Those songs that you love to hear or sing along to, yet the lyrics themselves are either ridiculous, gross, or perverted. Here's a list of my beloved cool, naughty or awkward songs. Enjoy!
Primus ~ Wynona's Big Brown Beaver. A perfect song to enjoy during the Calgary Stampede, si? I know a lot of people who really hate this song, while a few others (like me) love it. Watch the music video and you might love it even more. And besides, why would you dislike a song about the noble and majestic beaver?!?!?! Tee hee! ;D
King Missile ~ Detachable Penis. "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable". A one hit wonder from King Missile. A useless, yet hilarious song. Believe it or not, lead singer John S. Hall is first and foremost, a poet. This song is... poetry? Maybe. It's funny, more than anything.
Chuck Berry ~ My Ding-A-ling. Try to not to sing along. You'll have this song stuck in your head all day. I promise.
Tiny Tim ~ Tip Toe Through The Tulips. I admit it. I love this song. Tiny Tim is so awkward and so weird & I find this incredibly endearing. He's scary looking as hell though. Perhaps, he's a distant relative to the wicked witch of the west from the Wizard of Oz? I don't know why, but this song always makes me smile. It's silly, and awkwardly cool. Tiny Tim is the original ukelele man. Now everyone's playing the ukelele. Take Eddie Vedder for example. He has a new album out where he plays the ukelele through the entire disk. Cool. Me likey.
Snoop Dogg ft Nate Dogg, Warren G, Kurupt ~ Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None). **This tune is NOT for the kiddies. If you're listening to this at work, put on some headphones**. I know all the lyrics to this song. I get all 'Latina gangsta' every time I hear it. I start throwing out gang signs and get my rap on. Awkward. A truly romantic tune. Tee hee!!!!
Cazwell ~ Ice Cream Truck. **Explicit Video Caution. Watch it when the boss isn't around**. Most ladies (and gay gents) should genuinely enjoy Caswell's videos. Cazwell is a rapper from the US, who is openly gay. His tunes have a gay/ bisexual theme to them. Now if you're deeply offended by this, I apologize in advance, but at the same time, if you're ANTI-GLBT (gay/lesbian/bisexual / transgender), then you're not someone who is in my 'friends book'. I'm straight (I love the boys, hence why I love Caswell's videos) and I have many, many, MANY GLBT friends and family members who I deeply love and respect. So keep and open mind my lovelies! Caswell's tunes are ridiculously catchy. CHECK OUT THIS ONE. I'm STILL singing it all the time!!! "Get my money back, get my money back...". But what's the deal with the monkey costumes? Whatever. It's still eye candy ;D. Those boys can D-A-N-C-E!!!!
Presidents Of The United States Of America (PUSA) ~ Peaches.
I love these guys. They're the king (or president?) of silly tunes. So what's this song about? What inspired it? Lead singer Chris Ballew said he wrote this song about a girl he once had a crush on. He supposedly wrote this song after sitting under a peach tree she had in her yard while waiting for her to arrive, to finally let her know that he liked her. Awwww. On a side note, lead singer Chris Ballew also writes music for kiddies that won't drive parents nuts! He does this under the name of 'Caspar Babypants' and has already released 3 albums. Cool. I'm not sure why, but I'm convinced that these guys would be really cool to meet.
That's it, for now....
Besos,
CC.
King Missile ~ Detachable Penis. "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable". A one hit wonder from King Missile. A useless, yet hilarious song. Believe it or not, lead singer John S. Hall is first and foremost, a poet. This song is... poetry? Maybe. It's funny, more than anything.
Chuck Berry ~ My Ding-A-ling. Try to not to sing along. You'll have this song stuck in your head all day. I promise.
Snoop Dogg ft Nate Dogg, Warren G, Kurupt ~ Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None). **This tune is NOT for the kiddies. If you're listening to this at work, put on some headphones**. I know all the lyrics to this song. I get all 'Latina gangsta' every time I hear it. I start throwing out gang signs and get my rap on. Awkward. A truly romantic tune. Tee hee!!!!
I love these guys. They're the king (or president?) of silly tunes. So what's this song about? What inspired it? Lead singer Chris Ballew said he wrote this song about a girl he once had a crush on. He supposedly wrote this song after sitting under a peach tree she had in her yard while waiting for her to arrive, to finally let her know that he liked her. Awwww. On a side note, lead singer Chris Ballew also writes music for kiddies that won't drive parents nuts! He does this under the name of 'Caspar Babypants' and has already released 3 albums. Cool. I'm not sure why, but I'm convinced that these guys would be really cool to meet.
That's it, for now....
Besos,
CC.