A trend I'm sure will never catch on.

by Carmen Cruz


Really? Seriously?
I can't say that I picture a guy saying... 'Dude! Check out the hottie in the anatomically correct muscle leggings! She's got both intellect AND style!!!!'

Je pense pas.


If, for some reason, you're interested in purchasing these beauties, OR seeing what they have for all you boys out there, check out Black Milk. They're the ones guilty...er... I mean, responsible for these leggings. Let's just say that their clothing selection can get pretty interesting.

Enjoy!

Besos,

CC.
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You know you have some serious camel toe when....

by Carmen Cruz


You know you have some SERIOUS camel toe when you have to invest in this;

Ladies & Gentlemen, step right up and check out the latest must have. It's the 'Camel Toe Cup' from a company called Smooth Groove!!!



Like a sports cup for dudes, the ladies stuff this polymer cup down the front of their too tight pants/ leggings to avoid that unsightly 'moose knuckle' look.  According to sources: "There are three different colors to choose from (black, white, and clear), and it comes in a "discreet" satin pouch. It's washable, thank god, and they say it's "extremely comfortable.""

Here's a revolutionary thought... why not wear looser fitting pants??? Or perhaps longer t-shirts???
I'm thinking that idea just earned me a gold star sticker. ;D

Besos,

CC.

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