Nasa scientists say that by Friday, a satellite will hit earth. Your chances of getting hit with some shrapnel? 1 in 3200. I don't like those odds. No sir, I don't. NASA says the debris footprint could stretch about 500 miles - and to make things more exciting for ya, scientists say the satellite will break into 26 pieces as it gets closer to our planet.

You know what? I ain't going out like dat. (Heck yeah. I just went there).

Besos,
Carmen